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DNC: Looney Tunes Television


I’m grabbing me some popcorn, four fat fingers of good vodka neat, and tuning in the DNC cartoon network the next four nights! It can’t get better than this! It’s a Zoom-O-Rama right out of Nickelodeon!  Let’s see, what is tonight’s theme?

As the Democrats’ Convention kicks off today, the radical left-wing mob’s takeover of Joe Biden and the Democratic Party is now complete:

  • The Democratic National Convention will be a glitzy, over-produced awards show that the media and coastal elites fawn over.
  • As a result, Joe Biden will get a polling bump from the convention, which is always the case historically.
  • However, the Democrats will fully expose the depth of their radicalism to the American people over the next four nights.
  • Bernie Sanders will be one of the keynote speakers touting his new socialist manifesto with Joe Biden. Compared to Kamala Harris he’s now the adult in the room!
  • Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will explain why they are campaigning on the largest tax increase in American history right as our economy begins to recover from a global pandemic. That’s the ticket! Soak the middle class!
  • Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will detail why their radical Green New Deal, which will eliminate nearly 10 million family-sustaining energy sector jobs and massively hike energy costs, is a benefit for the American people.
  • Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will defend granting 11 million illegal aliens citizenship, introducing more competitions for jobs that will worsen unemployment and depress wages for American workers.
  • Joe Biden will try to convince the American people that he’s the right person to lead the economy, despite the fact that he presided over the slowest economic recovery since the Great Depression.
  • Open the borders and close the schools: The DNC way forward!
So sit back, grab an adult beverage, and enjoy the clown show! It’s better than the forlorn Ringling Brothers!

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